Things Aren’t Always As They Seem

Friday, January 29, 2010

Confessions



I confess:

  • Sometimes the kids don't get a bath every week.
  • Yes I know it is gross and sometimes their hair will stand up all by itself.
  • Don't call me into the authorities. Please =)
  • Sometimes I only shower a couple of times a week.
  • I just got smart enough to take off the toilet paper before I get in.
  • The baby thinks that is the best thing to do while I shower.
  • You can only sacrifice so many rolls in the name of cleanliness.
  • My van is totally gross.
  • I did wash the outside today so people could stop telling I am gross.
  • Really you could live off the food on the floor.
  • Took a whole bag of garbage out of it once.
  • How do people keep their vans clean?
  • I gave up on the no eating in the car rule.
  • Too much trouble.
  • So I confess I am disgusting.
  • Go ahead and judge me and leave feeling better about yourself.
  • I am a giver!

4 comments:

Glamazon said...

Aaah, my car is NASTY. So gross. I don't even know what's buried in there, and I don't want to know.

The bath thing-once I had 4, I figured once a week was good enough. First kid got bathed all the time before the other ones came along. It's just the curse of having lots of babies-you are doing awesome!

Thanks for playing!

Oka said...

My van isn't close to nice. I am too embarrassed to let anyone other than immediate family ride in it. An only them because they are the freaks that cause the mess.

Thanks, I feel better now. I thought I was bad for bathing my kids every 2-3 nights, and that's only because 3 of the four play sports. Now that I know people only bathe their kids once a week (you and Glamazon), I won't feel as guilty if it gets pushed back a day or two, LOL

VandyJ said...

My kids make it into the tub about once a week. I feel a bit guilty because Turbo got lots more baths when he was little. Bruiser gets dumped into Turbo's bath on Tuesdays. It works for us.

The outside of both our vehicles are disgusting. THe insides not so much but we don't spend much time in them. If we spent more time there they would be much worse.

Rebecca said...

I'm laughing about the rolls of toilet paper! We are finally at the point where the toilet paper rolls STAY ON the holder all the time--we spent years where the roll was up on the counter out of reach of little hands. The day will come...it will probably even come faster than you realize.